Weasel

Q: What do you call someone who takes your bike out for a ride without permission then acts all buddy buddy with you?

A: A weasel.

I left my bike in the storeroom of my workplace and a weasel took it out for a spin in the courtyard. When I returned, the front tire was flat, the solenoid for the cyclometer was pushed inwards and the rear light was mounted backwards.
From the looks of it, the bike took a hit on the right side that caused all the accessories to move out of place.
That weasel still has the cheek to tell me the bike was fine when he returned it back to its place.
Will be locking my bike in future.

Damned juvenile delinquents

Was cycling home from Pasir Ris Park today, moving at about 20km/h or along Tampines Road. After passing the junction of Hougang Ave 3, some young punks on their BMX and market bikes who were on the pavement saw me and dashed out onto the road and chased after me. Ignoring those little brats I carried on at 20km/h, however, due to the traffic I waited at the side of the road so I could filter lanes.
As I was waiting there, one of them decided to play chicken with me. He sprinted towards me and the rest followed, swerving off just inches away from me.
Seriously... I cycle on the roads alongside cars wand buses moving at 60-80km/h. Didnt even flinch.
Damned juvenile delinquents. Fucking scum. They should be taught a lesson.

Stolen Bike

Btw, my red Aloeca bike got stolen on from my void deck at Block 720 Hougang Ave 2.
I last rode the bike on Saturday night around 7pm and discovered it missing at abt 11am on Sunday morning.

Some notable features:

1. Red bell on left side of handlebar.
2. Stem is covered with a decorative knot tied in white string (like the ones boy scouts wear). Almost impossible to untie the knot.
3. Bike has reflective tape pasted on fork, top tube and seat stays
4. Right side pedal platform broken only got the axel.
5. Chances are it'll be seen at the Kovan/Hougang MRT areas.

Hope those living in the area can help keep a lookout.